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Who are those guys?
LET THE OBAMARAMA begin. The new President reviews the troops.
1. Special Agent Mulder, F.B.I.
2. Prisoner of the Americans at Abu Grahib
3. Ex-convict Colonel Ollie North, U.S. Marines
4. Wolf Blitzer, The Situation Room
5. Klatuu (with helper)
6. J. Edgar Hoover, F.B.I. Director
7. General Buck Turgidson, U.S. Air Force
8. Edwin Lansdale, OSS, CIA, U.S. Air Force
9. Allen Dulles, Director of Central Intelligence
10. E. Howard Hunt, C.I.A.
11. President Jimmy Carter
12. Doctor Strangelove, your host
13. President Richard M. Nixon
14. President Lyndon B. Johnson
15. President John F. Kennedy
16. Cheney
17. Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton
18. John Stewart, Gadfly
19. Condoleeza Rice, Companion
20. Baby Bush at rest
21. Richard Perle, enjoying a Quick Strike Power Drink
23. Donald Rumsfeld, Secretary of Defense, Bush-Cheneytime
24. Paul Wolfowitz, Deputy Secretary of Defense, Bush-Cheneytime
25. Doug Feith, Undersecretary of Defense for Policy, Bush-Cheneytime
26. Dov Zakheim, Comptroller of the Pentagon, Bush-Cheneytime
27. General Reinhard Gehlen, Wehrmacht 1935-45, U.S. Army 1945-47, Central Intelligence Agency 1947-56, director of West Germany's Federal Intelligence Service 1956-68.
28. General Douglas MacArthur, U.S. Army
29. General James Mattoon Scott, U.S. Air Force
30. Colonel Jack D. Ripper, U.S. Air Force, S.A.C.
31. General Curtis LeMay, U.S. Air Force
32. General William Westmoreland, U.S. Army, Vietnam
33. Colonel Kilgore, U.S. Army, Vietnam
34. General Alexander Haig, U.S. Army
35. General "Stormin'" Norman Schwarzkopf, U.S. Army, Gulf War
36. General Tommy Franks, U.S. Army, invasion of Iraq
37. General David Petraeus, U.S. Army, Surgemeister
38. Doctor Rotwang, Mad Scientist
